Jennifer RardinWho brings baby pictures on an international flight?" I hissed. "If I'd wanted my bare ass paraded in front of all the first-class ticket holders I'd have mooned everyone before we took off!
About This Quote
This quote is a popular one among travelers, but probably not for the reason that it seems at first glance. It is somewhat of an inside joke among pilots, because they are often asked if their families are onboard, and they typically reply with this quote. They are typically "mooned" by the children of other passengers because they are so comfortable being in first class, they forget to cover their ass cheeks with seatbelts.
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